求非成勿擾裡,葛優和馮遠征的臺詞(全部,不要片段)

2021-07-09 20:01:52 字數 4961 閱讀 3117

1樓:blackpink_羅捷

馮遠征:我可以坐這嗎?

秦奮:我這兒約人了。

馮遠征:你沒怎麼變,還是那麼帥。

秦奮:認錯人了吧

馮遠征:我建國啊,城建公司的建國。我變化有那麼大嗎,你都認不出來了?

秦奮:行政處的,部隊文工團轉業過來的

馮遠征:什麼行政處的啊,人家後勤的。

秦奮:反正張羅玩的事兒的。那時候是一小白臉,我記得你是一單眼皮啊,怎麼成雙的了?

馮遠征:韓國做的

秦奮:真夠巧的,十幾年沒見,在這兒碰上了。

馮遠征:巧什麼啊?我約的你。

秦奮:你約的我?

馮遠征:艾茉莉!茉莉!跟這餐廳一個名兒。人家改名了。想給你一驚喜。

秦奮:你這不是給我搗亂嗎?我登的是徵婚廣告。

馮遠征:人家想見見你,再說了,你廣告上也沒說男人免談啊。

誰有非誠勿擾 馮遠征和葛優那段對白的劇本?求一個~

2樓:匿名使用者

14600:09:44,467 --> 00:09:45,710我可以坐這兒嗎

14700:09:46,425 --> 00:09:48,416我這兒約人了

14800:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,330你沒怎麼變

14900:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,122還是那麼帥

15000:09:57,883 --> 00:09:59,424認錯人了吧

15100:10:01,342 --> 00:10:03,297我建國啊

15200:10:03,675 --> 00:10:05,749城建公司的建國

15300:10:06,008 --> 00:10:07,999我變化有那麼大嗎

15400:10:08,217 --> 00:10:09,378你都認不出來啦

15500:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,794嗨156

00:10:15,717 --> 00:10:16,914行政處的

15700:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,674部隊文工團轉業過來的

15800:10:19,008 --> 00:10:21,710什麼行政處的呀人家後勤的

15900:10:22,508 --> 00:10:24,333反正是張羅玩的事的

16000:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,211那時候是一小白臉

16100:10:28,508 --> 00:10:29,966我記著你是一單眼皮啊

16200:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,413怎麼成雙的了

16300:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,127韓國做的

16400:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,918真夠巧的

16500:10:35,175 --> 00:10:36,751十幾年不見這兒碰上了

16600:10:37,258 --> 00:10:38,171巧什麼呀

16700:10:38,425 --> 00:10:39,882我約的你

16800:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,336你約的我

16900:10:43,675 --> 00:10:44,753啊170

00:10:47,008 --> 00:10:48,039艾茉莉171

00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:49,213茉莉172

00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,126跟這餐廳名一樣

17300:10:51,508 --> 00:10:52,752人家改名啦

17400:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,294想給你一個驚喜

17500:10:54,592 --> 00:10:56,547你這不是給我搗亂嗎

17600:10:56,925 --> 00:10:58,999我登的是一徵婚廣告啊

17700:10:59,342 --> 00:11:00,965人家想見見你啊

17800:11:01,383 --> 00:11:02,414再說了179

00:11:02,717 --> 00:11:03,711你廣告上也沒說

18000:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,080男人免談啊

18100:11:05,383 --> 00:11:06,580那不是廢話嗎

18200:11:06,758 --> 00:11:07,706我還能找一男的

18300:11:07,883 --> 00:11:08,878我又不是同性戀

18400:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,922你是185

00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:24,463嗯186

00:11:24,842 --> 00:11:25,541啊187

00:11:30,342 --> 00:11:31,965可是我不是啊

18800:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,626你怎麼知道你不是

18900:11:34,467 --> 00:11:35,924以前我認為我也不是

19000:11:36,258 --> 00:11:37,668可後來我明白了

19100:11:37,967 --> 00:11:40,455是不敢面對沒有勇氣

19200:11:41,842 --> 00:11:42,872你還記得

19300:11:43,217 --> 00:11:45,622有一次廠裡組織咱們去十渡郊遊

19400:11:45,925 --> 00:11:47,252游泳的時候

19500:11:47,592 --> 00:11:48,540我腳抽筋了

19600:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,667是你救的我呀

19700:11:51,050 --> 00:11:51,915對對對198

00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:53,170當時我緊緊地抱著你

19900:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,292你一直在安慰我

20000:11:55,675 --> 00:11:57,961從那以後我就覺得

20100:11:58,383 --> 00:12:00,753和你在一起特有安全感

20200:12:01,008 --> 00:12:01,754見不到你呀

20300:12:02,050 --> 00:12:03,164我真的就想

20400:12:03,383 --> 00:12:04,545哎哎哎205

00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:10,753你呢206

00:12:11,925 --> 00:12:13,086先走了一步

20700:12:15,342 --> 00:12:16,503我呢208

00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,130還沒到那種境界呢

20900:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,255那你為什麼這麼多年還不結婚啊

21000:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,497沒找著合適的唄

21100:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,505得了吧212

00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,333也許你從心裡就排斥女人

21300:12:25,592 --> 00:12:27,333嗯,沒有沒有沒有

21400:12:28,842 --> 00:12:30,667你是不是特瞧不起我啊

21500:12:30,842 --> 00:12:31,422沒有216

00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,007絕對沒有

21700:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,757我一直在檢討

21800:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,294為什麼那麼庸俗

21900:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,873心裡那麼大地兒

22000:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,543為什麼就裝不下一男的

22100:12:41,883 --> 00:12:44,004騰出一女的去吧

22200:12:44,383 --> 00:12:45,627你猜怎麼著

22300:12:45,925 --> 00:12:48,378填進來又是一女的

22400:12:52,633 --> 00:12:55,501我問你啊

22500:12:56,092 --> 00:12:58,415假如226

00:12:58,633 --> 00:12:59,581我跟你一樣

22700:13:01,342 --> 00:13:03,249我是說假如啊

22800:13:06,675 --> 00:13:08,298我說錯你可別生氣

22900:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,461討厭230

00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:14,922算了我還是別說了

23100:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,170我知道你想說什麼

23200:13:18,508 --> 00:13:19,338在我心裡

23300:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,841我一直拿你當一大哥哥

23400:13:24,925 --> 00:13:27,165那你還是拿我當一哥吧

23500:13:29,883 --> 00:13:30,796哥236

00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,080哎237

00:13:35,217 --> 00:13:36,211**真好

23800:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,497白239

00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:40,708是嗎

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